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Samosa Jones (alias: 'Mosa)

Chair was gardening when Samosa Jones walked up to Capyac HQ, briefcase in hand.

"I have a proposition, Chair," he said. Chair replied with a grunt, as he had not yet had his morning coffee. "I’d like to manage your band. My name is Anth—"

"NO.... Your name is Samosa Jones," said Delwin, emerging from the bushes with a walking stick carved in the shape of a panther. "We’re going to introduce you as Samosa, and no one you deal with will ever know your real name. Those are our terms."

Samosa looked at Chair, who nodded and continued to tend to his potato crop. A secret ritual was performed, and Samosa became Capyac’s manager. Since then, he has prevented several natural disasters that would have otherwise completely destroyed the band.